You Don't Mess with the Zohan(2008)
Lather. Rinse. Save the world.
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Top 10 Billed Cast
Zohan Dvir
Dalia Hakbarah
Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Michael Klayman
Gail Klayman
Salim Yousfobdal
Kevin
Mariah Carey
Dorit
Kids' Salon Owner
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