Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person(2023)
Sasha is a young vampire with a serious problem: she's too sensitive to kill. When her exasperated parents cut off her blood supply, Sasha's life is in jeopardy. Luckily, she meets Paul, a lonely teenager with suicidal tendencies who is willing to give his life to save hers. But their friendly agreement soon becomes a nocturnal quest to fulfill Paul's last wishes before day breaks.
Movie: Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person
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Sasha
Paul
Aurélien
Georgette
Denise
Henry
Victorine
Sandrine
JP
Mélissa Bessette
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