Dogs Don't Wear Pants

Top 10 Billed Cast

Pekka Strang
Pekka Strang

Juha

Krista Kosonen
Krista Kosonen

Mona

Ilona Huhta
Ilona Huhta

Elli

Jani Volanen
Jani Volanen

Juha's Co-worker

Oona Airola
Oona Airola

Satu

Iiris Anttila
Iiris Anttila

Piercer

Ester Geislerová
Ester Geislerová

Wife

Samuel Shipway
Samuel Shipway

Moped Boy

Ellen Karppo
Ellen Karppo

Elli 4 yrs.

Armands Reinis
Armands Reinis

Fisherman

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